itz-justmike:

Am I really that ugly?

AYEEE BRUHHHH WHAT I TELL YOU

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via theladyinthestripeddress)

this watermelon kool aid so good
like im drinkin jolly ranchers 😋

http://itz-justmike.tumblr.com/post/92702917889/you-can-tell-a-lot-about-a-person-by-what-kind-of

itz-justmike:

You can tell a lot about a person by what kind of music they listen to. Put your iPod or however you play your music on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that come on. Then post them so other people can see what your music choices say about you. Tag 10 people you would also like to learn…

im too lazy to do this lmao